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You don't need a degree in RockBand or GuitarHero anymore to be a brilliant musician. You can resort to waving your hands in no special way like a white man without soul.
From the ad:
"The beamz‚Ñ¢ unleashes the musical creativity that's harbored in every soul.
* Extraordinary invention fuses the interaction of your hands with laser beams to create the sounds of hundreds of different instruments.
* Breaking the laser beams with your hands automatically generates pre-authored pulses, streams, riffs or loops of musical notes or sounds from a variety of instruments — all kinds of strings, keyboards, winds, percussion. Sophisticated high-fidelity sounds seem to pour off your fingertips like magic!
* Choose a complementary rhythm track from 30 original songs in 19 music genres, including jazz, bluegrass, classical, hip-hop, reggae, heavy metal and more.
* The beamz system has a "W" shape, with six laser beams spanning the two sections; connect via USB to your PC or laptop, then hook up some speakers and you're ready to perform great-sounding music.
* Includes software CDs and USB cable for connecting directly to USB port of your PC or laptop."
Is this why SharperImage went bankrupt?
From the ad:
"The beamz‚Ñ¢ unleashes the musical creativity that's harbored in every soul.
* Extraordinary invention fuses the interaction of your hands with laser beams to create the sounds of hundreds of different instruments.
* Breaking the laser beams with your hands automatically generates pre-authored pulses, streams, riffs or loops of musical notes or sounds from a variety of instruments — all kinds of strings, keyboards, winds, percussion. Sophisticated high-fidelity sounds seem to pour off your fingertips like magic!
* Choose a complementary rhythm track from 30 original songs in 19 music genres, including jazz, bluegrass, classical, hip-hop, reggae, heavy metal and more.
* The beamz system has a "W" shape, with six laser beams spanning the two sections; connect via USB to your PC or laptop, then hook up some speakers and you're ready to perform great-sounding music.
* Includes software CDs and USB cable for connecting directly to USB port of your PC or laptop."
Is this why SharperImage went bankrupt?
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| Retailer: | SharperImage |
Discussion
Passive aggressive.
This is to music what watching TV is to writing.
Like the Theremin without the need to know crap about music, be creative or use your brain in any way.
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